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How Many of Thy Potential Husbands Were Killed in This Stormy Shipwreck?
The sea be dark and full of dangers. And in a seafaring towne such as thine, the call of the great salty beyond tends to lure all of the most eligible …
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Escaping to the Country to Avoid the Plague? Here's How to Choose Which Family Members to L…
By Tavern Wench Catherine Weingarten Alack! The plague doth rage on and destroy our fair towne. But hopefully thou art a #bossbetch and thou hast an ex…
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Mar 3
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Fie! The Battle Starts in 5 Minutes but All Our Warhorses Are Still Fycking
The decisive moment approaches, the moment when our heavy cavalry shall be called upon to charge the enemy’s formation and strike chaos amongst his ran…
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Mar 2
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Jobbe Outlook During Ye Plague
An Moste Thorough Analysise
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Foode Review: I Normally Wouldn’t Consider Tree Bark to Be Foode but We Had a Bad Harvest a…
As an experienced foode critic, I hath eaten all kinds of things. From barley stew, to barley mash, to barley wine, and even cheese once. But when one …
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Feb 26
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5 Things Only Liege Lords Know About Sitting Around Looking Regal in Capes
Being a liege lord can be stressful. Collecting taxes, ruling o’er an entire domain of social and economick inferiors, and punishing dissenters are onl…
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Feb 25
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Quiz: Was This Roving Elf Patrol Sent to Thy Village to Bring Sweet Elf Candies or to Pacif…
In many parts, the approach of a Roving Elf patrol is a much welcome distraction to the grind of e’eryday lyfe. As henchmen for The King, the Roving El…
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Feb 23
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